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Hey, check it...my propensity for deep spiritual insight has led me to the discovery of a new spot in hell. I found it lies right between telemarketers & serial child rapists. It's newly created, extra hot & reserved especially for spammers!
Guess I shouldn't bitch to much...
In our never-ending search for the redemption of all things by simple putting the word 'christian' in front of it, this is certainly a 1st...christian spammers! Redeeming & reclaiming the great big cyber world for Jesus, 1 annoying spam @ a time!
Look:
From:
Matt and Crystal Kehn
Date:
2005/09/22 Thu PM 12:44:30 EDT
To:
lee@deathway.com
Subject:
[necrotic matriculation] 9/22/2005 11:42:13 AM
It looks like you have a nice blog. CHECK OUT my site at kehnsJAM! God bless you and your ministry.
Spam on Jesus lovers...
This is your christian host, who just so happens to be a christian pharmacist, signing off for now on his christian computer by typing on his totally rad & redeemed christian keyboard while sitting in his holy christian chair...christian etc., christian etc., christian etc...
christian p. christian s.: Only christian comments comments please! I'm w(holy) too lazy to discern anything but...
posted by lee at 2:10 PM
4 Comments:
On the whole there is very little difference between Christians and the rest of society.
Sad.
I think I am beginning to like the term Christ follower better.
Dude, I wouldn't talk bad about the spammers, you know, 'cause their christian... You know, "Touch not the annointed." Plus you never know, they might get pissed and call bears out of the wilderness to devour you!
there already is...
but, shhhhh...
if the legalist find out, they'll ruin it for the rest of us...
Two drink minimum...
Two drink maximum...
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